Tuesday, November 20, 2012

DUMB WAY'S TO DIE

DUMB WAYS TO DIE


Verse 1 
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as  piranha bait
DUMB WAYS TO DIE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE

Verse 2
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old un-refrigerated pie
Let a psycho killer inside 
scratch a drug dealers brand new ride 
Take your helmet off in outer space
DUMB WAYS TO DIE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE 

Verse 3
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidney on the internet 
Eat a tube of super glue
or "I wonder what this red button will do" 
Dress up like a Moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasp for no reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform 
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run around the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly...
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb ways to 
Die ie-ie

This is a public service announcement for train and rail saftey                  And in verse 2, line 2, it clearly states a dumb way to die is to        "Do Your Own Electrical Work" 

Generation 3 Electric urges you to
Leave the electrical work to the professionals
Every year thousands of electrical related deaths are reported usually due to a unlicensed un-knowledgeable person working on his/her own electrical work resulting in electrical fires or even shock death, so it is very important to leave it to a licensed Electrician...










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